July Barracuda is a kind of a freelancer. You give her a whole bunch of money... And SHIT WILL GET REAL.

Her services include carnage, murder, foul play, delivering messages, hunting, thievery, destruction, spying, sabotage, retrieval, protection, sniping, marauding, smackdowns, or just whatever the job calls for.

Her only weaknesses include money, kittens and Valencia Lamprey. Don't tell anybody.